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If you would like to give me any kind of starter I will me a quick fanfiction out of it. Not all of them will be long but I will write out most of them unless I find them offensive or just can't stand them or I never get around to it/ lose interest. I never finish anything....

I'm ready for this....

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shorterthan:

ugly:

trying to teach your friend how to ride a bike

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Source: ugly

majortvjunkie:

college

majortvjunkie:

college

Source: College Humor

hopephd:

Seizure First Aid. 

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 

Source: hopephd

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

Source: raubbenhood

jalapenopizza:

isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP

Source: jalapenopizza

fedoraaura:

infeerandfaith:

ariacherry:

You saw it ladies and gentleman, proof. 

wake up america

Source: ariacherry

Whatever happened to Saturday night? When you dressed up sharp and felt alright?

Source: themightyfellowship

teddyhocuspocusaltman:

dhampiric-mayhem:

acodanies:

teddyaltmoe:

teddyaltmoe:

teddyaltmoe:

what if

asexual characters

who weren’t androids or aliens

whose asexuality wasn’t seen as something needing to be ‘fixed’

and who aren’t socipaths

Does godzilla count as a sociopath?

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TO BE HONEST I WOULDN’T REALLY USE GODZILLA AS A SHINING EXAMPLE OF ASEXUAL REPRESENTATION IN MEDIA BECAUSE GODZILLA IS A HUGE FUCKING LIZARD

Source: teddyrufusaltman

"A duck as Princess Tutu, huh?"

Source: padmeanidala

dragonlord42:

the fact that 66 + 44 doesn’t add up to 100 really pisses me off

Source: dampsandwich